Face to face with Satan, what will be your first three questions?

Satan is ubiquitous in human form. Truly, Satan manifest itself in humanity. If you have traveled, gone to different parts of the world, different states in your own country and conducted businesses with different Homo Sapiens Bidepalist, my aforementioned declarations are self explanatory. Now, do you believe that Satan truly exist?    That said, If I come face to face with Satan; I will ask him(her) why he creates so much turbulence in every cardinal points of the globe? Why do you make people sad and unhappy? Why do you make people sick including innocent little babies? Is Satan real or just created by religion organization to distract people from reality? Your thoughts? Welcome to www.provocativdebate.com.